P.S. I've come to the conclusion that I have all the superpowers I need; what I really want is a TARDIS. This simultaneously solves the Rent problem, the Transit problem, the Opportunity Cost problem, and the Not Enough Sleep problem all in one swell foop.

Ooooh. I was just about to say "Then all I need is a high-speed internet connection" when it occurred to me to wonder, "Wow, routing packets from outside the space-time continuum would need a special protocol" and then my brain started to go there...