I often find myself wishing it were other people I could split, so the world had more of them. I think if I split myself I'd have a bunch of mes arguing over who had to go do the most distasteful or boring thing on the list.

Superpowers would be nice. I'd settle for the ability to teleport between any 2 Dunkin' Donuts locations. (Seriously, when is one ever that far from anything?)