I got engaged while shopping for your wedding present. I don't know if you knew that.

I did -- I seem to recall you mentioning it at the time.

A picture of my ex catching the bouquet and then posing with it was in one of our wedding albums...

Which of course reminds me of the failed first attempt with the bouquet.

I am the person who put the obnoxious card in your car. Sorry about that (if you even remember).

I confess, I totally don't remember the card. (And I suspect I simply assumed you were part of the conspiracy...)