... if your front yard looks like an overly decorated miniature golf course, you might want to think about cutting back on the lawn ornaments next year...
No, no, no! If your front yard looks like an overly decorated miniature golf course, then you've got all that empty green space where the greens are - you still need more decorations!
At least, from watching some of the neighbors, I figure this must be how their mental processes are working...
They're raising the quota to two giant inflatable hoilday decorations per half-acre next year, one of which has to have moving parts. If you don't get with the program, your neighbors will drive you out. :-)
Have you ever seen That House somewhere on the way between the Pike and Moody Street, if you get off at 16 instead of going to 128, that has all the arches and cherub statues and little fountains and such?
Now... have ever you seen it decorated for Christmas?
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At least, from watching some of the neighbors, I figure this must be how their mental processes are working...
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They're raising the quota to two giant inflatable hoilday decorations per half-acre next year, one of which has to have moving parts. If you don't get with the program, your neighbors will drive you out. :-)
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Now... have ever you seen it decorated for Christmas?
If you haven't, words cannot do it justice.