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jducoeur ([personal profile] jducoeur) wrote2008-08-26 12:03 pm
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Physics and Felines

Experiment: feline subject J (Jedi) is in the great room at the far end of the house. Human (me) opens window W in the bedroom because it is a nice day. Measure time required for J to reach W to look out it and sniff. Time appears to be zero. Conclusion: felines can violate relativity and achieve faster-than-light speeds when sufficiently motivated.

(Yes, yes, there are other possible explanations. Jedi might be clairvoyant, for example, knowing that I am *going* to open the window, and thus has set out for the bedroom before I began opening it. Or he might be employing some form of quantum tunneling. Either way, though, it's a fine topic for future research...)

[identity profile] ladymacgregor.livejournal.com 2008-08-26 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an alternate dimension - the Feline Dimension. Cats move into it, and can move out of it anywhere they please.

This is the same place that they are when you look ALL over the house for them, in all their favorite hiding places, and can't find them ANYwhere. You call them, and then they are suddenly in the middle of the kitchen floor answering, "Yes?"