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jducoeurDear Jedi,
I understand that the Blue Lily bag is evil. I could see its handles trying to eat your butt as you tore around the house desperately trying to escape. And yes, I understand that it was the shopping bag, not you, that knocked over the boxes.
And the candleabra.
And the lamp.
But really -- having finally escaped its nefarious clutches, you might want to think about steering clear of it for a while, rather than jumping right back into its maw...
I understand that the Blue Lily bag is evil. I could see its handles trying to eat your butt as you tore around the house desperately trying to escape. And yes, I understand that it was the shopping bag, not you, that knocked over the boxes.
And the candleabra.
And the lamp.
But really -- having finally escaped its nefarious clutches, you might want to think about steering clear of it for a while, rather than jumping right back into its maw...