Lawsuits the world needs:

A class-action suit against the makers of that damned plastic clamshell packaging. It should not take me 15 minutes of struggle, using sharp knives against two separate layers of invulnerable plastic, to open my new headphones. It's ecologically horrible (big, huge plastic case; teeny little headphones), and I have to wonder how many people have cut themselves open from the inevitable sharp edges. Nasty, stupid stuff...

Lawsuits the world needs:

A class-action suit against the makers of that damned plastic clamshell packaging. It should not take me 15 minutes of struggle, using sharp knives against two separate layers of invulnerable plastic, to open my new headphones. It's ecologically horrible (big, huge plastic case; teeny little headphones), and I have to wonder how many people have cut themselves open from the inevitable sharp edges. Nasty, stupid stuff...