Another fun PHP rant

Only for programmers (nobody else is likely to care, or even understand much of it) and if you actually *like* PHP -- well, my apologies and you don't want to read it. But I have to admit that a year of working on the effing OP project (the first and last time I will ever work in PHP) has made me *deeply* appreciate this utterly foul-mouthed, rude and completely accurate rant about the horrors of the language...