Let's finish up the trilogy with a proper diary entry, shall we?
No shit, there we were, in the middle of Manhattan. Why Manhattan? Let's back up.
A month or so ago, we were told that there was going to be an all-hands get-together for Troops in New York City. This was a big deal, and rather exciting: the company went all-remote at the beginning of the pandemic, with the result that many of us had never met each other. (Thor was literally the only one I had met in-person to date -- I hadn't even met Patrick, who had been a frequent co-worker of mine at Rally and then followed me over to Troops.)
But beyond telling us that it would be in "early May", they were notably vague about when this gathering would take place; as time passed, this got increasingly odd. Finally, a couple of weeks ago, I pinged the CTO about my growing unhappiness about this -- he told me that everyone in the company was stressed about it, but we were dependent upon "external parties" for the final schedule, so we couldn't formally plan it yet.
That set off my radar in a big way, and occasioned several days of me thinking about it. That got even stronger when the plans did begin to firm up: we were all going to meet mid-day on Monday the 9th, in front of the fountain in Bryant Park in Manhattan, and then we would be escorted to a location-to-be-announced for the rest of the day. Uh, huh.
Somewhere around Wednesday the 4th I wound up talking through my reasoning with Kate. While there are a lot of possible explanations, the most obvious "external parties" would be that we're being acquired, and the timing depends on the acquiring company. And thinking further, the most obvious acquiring company (see previous entry) was Salesforce.
"Well," saith Kate, "are there Salesforce offices in Manhattan?"
So we pulled up Google Maps, and determined that the answer was yes. In fact, there is a "Salesforce Tower" in Manhattan -- across the street from the fountain in Bryant Park. That pretty much set my expectations.
The trip down to Manhattan on Sunday was pleasant enough. I decided to drive -- in principle the train would have been better, but getting to South Station is still a mild hassle and we're still in the middle of a covid surge right now. Hopefully in future years we'll have a little less plague, and the Green Line extension will make the train too convenient to pass up.
Sunday night was a trip. I decided to take the opportunity to actually go to an actual movie theater -- it feels almost transgressive at this point, but this trip was going to involve enough covid risk that the movie wouldn't be adding an awful lot on top of that.
(The movie was Everything Everywhere All at Once -- I may write a proper review, but suffice it to say, it is every bit as brilliant and bizarre as everyone is saying. Highly recommended.)
Wandering around the city was a real highlight, though. I had forgotten that Broadway had been mostly turned into a pedestrian thoroughfare -- walking up it is just plain odd, much less eating a gyro at a table in the middle of the street. But it was pleasant and uncrowded, and I poked my head into a few shops. (Including one of the random dispensaries that have cropped up all over NYC, and picked up a few caramels to see if I like them.)
After the movie, I continued uptown to Times Square, which was almost surreal. It is still the case that Times Square at 10pm on a Sunday night is more crowded than almost anywhere in Boston ever is. I tried not to get too deeply enmeshed in the crowds, but the people-watching was wonderful, and I scored a slice of Junior's cheesecake for dessert in my hotel room. All told, it was a wonderfully normal, high-energy evening.
Monday, mid-day, as planned, as all rendezvoused in Bryant Park, to get the announcement that (surprise, surprise) we were being acquired. The only nuance that I had missed is that we are being purchased by Slack, which is part of Salesforce.
So the off-site business meeting turned out to mostly be a party. We were escorted into Salesforce Tower, taken up to the 21st floor, and handed champagne as part of an open bar. There was a good fireside chat with our CEO and our new boss from Slack, with a bit of Q&A, but it was mostly hanging out, chatting, and finally getting to socialize properly with each other.
That set the tone for the rest of the day. From there, most of us heading over to the hotel's rooftop bar, for more drinks and socializing, and thence to Ilili, a delightful Lebanese restaurant where they had reserved a private room for Troops. (A nice thing about a 30-person company: we can all sit at a single long dinner table together.) Dinner was faboo: they had much of Ilili's menu served out family-style, so we could try loads of different things, all of them excellent.
After that, several of us headed over to another hotel bar; finally, after that broke up, a few of us (including one of the legendary members of the company, who had left a year or so ago) wound up at a pub near the hotel.
All in all, it was a great day, albeit a sodden one: I probably had seven drinks over the course of twelve hours, which is more than I've had in years.
Which was fine, but meant that I was exhausted and slightly hung-over the following morning, when everything got down to brass tacks. We all rendezvoused back at Salesforce Tower, to receive our verbal offers and the initial briefings of what to expect from the acquisition.
I can't go into too much detail, but I'm nervously excited by the whole thing. After the disappointing merger with Optum (and, ten years earlier, the experience of Memento being acquired by FIS), I'll admit to some trepidation. That said, the vibe of this deal is way better. It's very clear why they want us, and how we would fit into the company. Slack has a reputation of being a generally good employer, and it appears that being acquired by Salesforce hasn't wrecked that.
And really -- Slack is in some ways an almost weirdly good fit for me, personally. I've been saying for decades that, insofar as I have a professional speciality, it is "productive online conversational systems", and while that isn't precisely what Troops does (we're more about notifications than conversation), I suspect that I might well find loads of cool things to do at Slack.
So far, there aren't any red flags. The benefits at Slack seem to be even better than the quite-good ones at Troops (and miles better than what Optum was offering), and I'm getting a significant raise out of the deal.
So, fingers crossed. I really want this to work out well, and it looks like there is good reason to believe that it will.
The drive home was uneventful, although I was pretty bleary-eyed by the time I arrived back in Somerville.
The postscript of the story is exactly what I suspected it would be: one of my co-workers tested positive on Thursday. So I'm in watchful-waiting mode for a few days, testing regularly and mostly keeping at home. If I'm still testing negative on Monday afternoon, I'll probably let myself go do social (but masked) activities again.