No, my mother was a hippie and dad is a nerd who smells of elderberry wine. Although he prefers Guiness. I can sort of understand the confusion on Mom; I hear that hamsters prefer their food nutty and crunchy too.
Your mathematical intuition froze solid the day you matriculated! You couldn't get a clue if you stripped naked, doused yourself in clue-musk and danced on a table in the middle of a field full of horny clues during clue mating season, singing "Happy Clues are Here Again".
Ahem. Sorry. The people responsible for the preceding outburst have been sacked.
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Date: 2008-01-11 08:39 pm (UTC)Your mathematical intuition froze solid the day you matriculated! You couldn't get a clue if you stripped naked, doused yourself in clue-musk and danced on a table in the middle of a field full of horny clues during clue mating season, singing "Happy Clues are Here Again".
Ahem. Sorry. The people responsible for the preceding outburst have been sacked.