The greeting cards you *don't* send to your mother

[jducoeur]

Thanks to TechCrunch for the pointer to someecards -- "when you care enough to hit send". They describe it as what you get when staff of the Onion go into the greeting-card business, and that looks about right. Nice 1950s style artwork combined with text like "Adorable candy will help distract us from the astounding horror of a man being nailed to a cross", "If I was your coworker, I'd sexually harass you" or "May your birthday be devoid of cute animals and soul-shredding wordplay". Rude, nasty, frequently funny stuff.

Not for every taste, but I suspect a number of people here will find many useful cards, and they have many hundreds to browse through...