And then there are the really *bad* slogans

[jducoeur]

So there I was -- at a traffic light on my way back from lunch. There in front of me is a minivan with a little bumper sticker from what appears to be a teleministry or some such, that shows the usual sort of pretty Jesus headshot, and some text. I peer at the text, and find that it reads,

I AM COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST

And on the one hand, you have to admit that that's pretty evocative. OTOH, I doubt that the reaction they were trying to evoke is, "Wow -- what a great title for a bad Hammer Horror flick".

Really, it practically writes itself...