Ingredient Names
Aug. 27th, 2007 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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Having recently bought a fresh bottle of the Neutrogena shampoo I usually use, I was amused to see that the main active ingredient was "2% Neutar". All right, think I -- nice to have a unique ingredient, but it's a bad choice of name: it gives the impression that the stuff is made of coal tar or something. So I look at the fine print, and see that it it actually made of (scanning down the list) -- coal tar.
Ick.
Okay: props to them for truth in advertising. But I think I was happier not knowing. (Yes, yes -- intellectually, I know that it's used for all sorts of filtering purposes. But the image of shampooing with tar now must be expunged from my brain.)
Of course, then there's the facial cream that
msmemory has on the sink, which advertises itself as "Non-Comedogenic". Now, I know what that actually means (having looked it up -- it means "doesn't cause acne"), but my brain insists on parsing that as "won't make people laugh at you"...
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Having recently bought a fresh bottle of the Neutrogena shampoo I usually use, I was amused to see that the main active ingredient was "2% Neutar". All right, think I -- nice to have a unique ingredient, but it's a bad choice of name: it gives the impression that the stuff is made of coal tar or something. So I look at the fine print, and see that it it actually made of (scanning down the list) -- coal tar.
Ick.
Okay: props to them for truth in advertising. But I think I was happier not knowing. (Yes, yes -- intellectually, I know that it's used for all sorts of filtering purposes. But the image of shampooing with tar now must be expunged from my brain.)
Of course, then there's the facial cream that
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Date: 2007-08-27 12:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-08-27 01:46 pm (UTC)Had no idea it was in Neutrogena shampoo, though.
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Date: 2007-08-27 04:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2007-08-27 01:22 pm (UTC)So does that mean what LJ needs is some non-dramadogenic features?
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Date: 2007-08-27 05:56 pm (UTC)To my mind = 'will not remind people of a commode', which is a good thing, but not necessarily a feature you want to advertise.
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Date: 2007-08-27 07:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-08-29 12:37 am (UTC)I believe Neutar is a proprietary synthetic version. The idea is that all those less-than-yummy compounds in the coal tar disrupt the already-deranged DNA replication that's resulting in the psoriasis. Personally, I don't relish smearing my scalp with a satanic glop that's probably full of carcinogens either, but the stuff has been used for, well, centuries, with definite benefit, so there ya go.
--- Steve Mesnick, RPh
(Baron Steffan thinks you need a good bleeding and a poultice of goat droppings)