Meddle not in the affairs of shopping bags

[jducoeur]

Dear Jedi,

I understand that the Blue Lily bag is evil. I could see its handles trying to eat your butt as you tore around the house desperately trying to escape. And yes, I understand that it was the shopping bag, not you, that knocked over the boxes.

And the candleabra.

And the lamp.

But really -- having finally escaped its nefarious clutches, you might want to think about steering clear of it for a while, rather than jumping right back into its maw...

Comments

[msmemory.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Do I want to ask about the Christmas ornaments that were in those boxes?

[redsquirrel.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

The mental picture this just painted was just terribly amusing...and so very Cat. :-D

[rosinavs.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty much at the point with my cats that unless the crash was *really* loud I ignore it.

[dryfoo.livejournal.com]

Never before have you posted an entry that made me wish so intensely that there'd been photos or video.

[serakit.livejournal.com]

Maybe the bag is a new weapon of the Sith that he is defeating for you?