Now where did I put that dove and olive branch?

[jducoeur]

I'm sure they must be around here somewhere...

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[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

All you have to find is the dove. It will bring you the olive branch.

[fitzw.livejournal.com]

You also have to remember that when you send it out, it's going to take a few days for it to come back...

[mindways]

....

> GET DOVE

You pick up the dove. It coos gently.

> GET OLIVE BRANCH

There is no olive branch here.

> TELL DOVE TO GET OLIVE BRANCH

The dove looks at you placidly.

> DOVE, GET OLIVE BRANCH!

The dove looks at you placidly.

> LOOK FOR OLIVE BRANCH

There is no olive branch here.

> THROW DOVE AT WATER

The dove flies away, over the horizon.

> GOD DAMMIT

You just finished one flood, you want another?

You see the dove returning. It's carrying something.

> GET DOVE

The dove alights on your hand. It is carrying a flyer for the Olive Garden.

> WHAT???

What what?

The dove looks at you expectantly.

> GET FLYER

You take the flyer from the dove's beak. The front reads "Post-Flood Special!"

> SAIL ARK TO OLIVE GARDEN

You don't know where the Olive Garden is.

> HARNESS DOVE TO ARK

Done.

> WHIP DOVE

You don't have a whip.

> POKE DOVE

The dove takes to the air, and laboriously begins towing the ark towards the horizon.

At this rate, you will have to eat all your animals before you arrive.

> FEED MUSHROOM TO DOVE

Which mushroom do you want to feed to the dove: the purple mushroom, the spotted mushroom, or the Mario mushroom?

> MARIO

You feed the Mario mushroom to the dove. The dove swells and grows larger! Strangely, the harness grows with it.

The ark picks up speed. At this rate, you should be there in no time.

> THANK GOD

"YOU'RE WELCOME."

--- End part 3 ---

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

I love it! *applause*

[mindways]

Thank you! :) *bows*

[meranthi.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

> GOD DAMMIT

You just finished one flood, you want another?


Heh. :)

[dragonazure.livejournal.com]

It would have been funnier if you had asked "What's a cubit?" Sorry you are getting soaked....