And then there are the really *bad* slogans

[jducoeur]

So there I was -- at a traffic light on my way back from lunch. There in front of me is a minivan with a little bumper sticker from what appears to be a teleministry or some such, that shows the usual sort of pretty Jesus headshot, and some text. I peer at the text, and find that it reads,

I AM COVERED IN THE BLOOD OF JESUS CHRIST

And on the one hand, you have to admit that that's pretty evocative. OTOH, I doubt that the reaction they were trying to evoke is, "Wow -- what a great title for a bad Hammer Horror flick".

Really, it practically writes itself...

Comments

[dlevey.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a somewhat more stark version of "washed in the blood of the lamb." I can picture the movie poster now...

[dsrtao]

You know "War God of Israel" and the unauthorized sequel "The Thing with Three Heads", right? And the underground productions "Zombie: Three Days Dead" and then there was "The Reading of the Book" and "The Magic Glasses", clearly both inspired by but not quite the same continuity, and...

[be-well-lowell.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Now cross that with transubstantiation and you've got even wackier possibilities...

[cvirtue.livejournal.com]

Or the beginning of a detergent commercial.

[ilaine-dcmrn.livejournal.com]

I'm having visions of someone standing over Jesus with a knife trying to figure out how they are going to hide the body and come up with a plausible alibi.

[metageek.livejournal.com]

"He said he was going to rise again! Come on, officer, let's watch the body for three days and find out if he was lying."