Census time!
Mar. 19th, 2020 08:00 amAfter years of argument about it, there's something weirdly exciting about actually filling in the stupid form, and seeing what it wound up looking like. (This gets sadder as I go along.)
PSA: fill it in. No, really -- this is how congress-critters and electoral-college votes get allocated. If you want your state to be properly represented, it's really important, even if the bastards overseeing it are diabolically evil. Refusing to fill it in because of that evil is basically cutting off your nose to spite your face -- they would be overjoyed to be able to report that Massachusetts turns out to not have so many people, so we're taking away one of your representatives now.
First impression, as I type the URL: Google is prompting me with "my2020census.gove". Uh-oh. That smells like some identity-fraud scammers may be poisoning the system and trying to divert people into a fake form.
I love the fact that you first get (paraphrasing) a "How many people will be in your household on April 1?" page. Then you get "Please list all the people in your household on April 1". Then you get "No, really -- think about it. Are there going to be more people in your household on April 1?". It does show that somebody in the form's design understands humans.
Curious that they care about whether we have a mortgage.
On the one hand, I'm glad that they explicitly acknowledge that same-sex partnership is a thing. OTOH, I'm cranky that they call it out as different from opposite-sex.
Unsurprisingly, they try very hard to draw a rigid "Male or Female", on strict biological lines. No acknowledgement of the occasional intersex "it's complicated" situations.
Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me -- they want me to not only say "White", but specify my national origins as well. I might just say "Mutt". Yeah, did so. (Seriously, even if I was confident where all my ancestors came from, it's certainly multiple countries. Stupid, stupid question.)
And I'm morbidly curious about the public justification for calling Hispanic out as a separate race (indeed, its own separate pathway from all other races), when Italian explicitly isn't. I mean, yes, the reason is raw nativist racism and an attempt at government-led terrorism of the Hispanic community, but I don't actually know what the public window-dressing for it is. It's even more nakedly offensive than I had expected.
Hah! You get to the end, and the final question is essentially, "No, really -- think about it one more time. Do some of those people you previously listed in this household actually live somewhere else?" (Actually, that last one may be a devious trick to prevent prison inmates from getting counted at all, by mucking up the accounting. Sobering possibility, that.)